xXx: Return of Xander Cage SPOILER-FREE Review

I think I was actually more excited for xXx: Return of Xander Cage than most people. I hadn't seen the other films, but the trailers for this movie were so ridiculous that it made it look like stupid fun. It could be a disposable, fun thrill-ride for ninety minutes where you just shove candy in your mouth the whole time. Maybe in the vein of what the Fast and the Furious franchise has turned into. If Samuel L. Jackson 's line in the trailer "Kick some ass, get the girl, and try to look dope while you're doing it" doesn't tell you everything you need to know about this movie, then I don't know what does. So I went in hoping for something really fun. I wasn't expecting to get La La Land . I wasn't even expecting to get a film as good as the latest Fast and Furious movies. I just wanted to have fun. And unfortunately, I didn't really have fun. xXx: Return of Xander Cage has some fun moments, but a terrible script, awful acting, and decent